Easter Hosectomy

Some might think it a terrible thing to do on Easter.  Of all the days one could select for a hosectomy, Easter could just possibly be the worst day of the year. 

I would have done it sooner but since my last post the rain as rained down.  The snow has snowed down.  The wind hasn't wound down... in fact we're still battling the tumble weeds that roll down the hill behind the subdivision.  It's been a "down" week... so to speak.

Easter will be the day for the hosectomy.  I just can't put it off any longer.  Probably the only thing that has kept the hose from rupture is I had to turn off the water to Alejandro F. for a few days because of freezing weather.

I have, however, secured some photos of Alejandro F.... well... take'n a leak.

Disclaimer: Once again viewer discretion is advised.  The following pictures are graphic and disgusting and contain pictures of Alejandro F.'s male part inserted into the soon to be ectomied female hose part.  Don't look at these pictures unless your a pervert.  If your a member of PETA you are forbidden to look at these graphic pictures.

Consider yourself warned!

If you look at the business end of Alejandro F. you will see water squirting out at odd
angles.  Note the wet stone and surrounding area... it isn't raining here folks.

Try to pull your eyes from Alejandro F.'s anatomy and take a look at the squirting water.  As you can clearly see
a hosectomy is definitely needed.  Plan B might be "depends" but I'm saving them for my near future!

This concludes the biology lesson for the day.  I will report back in this very blog the results of the hosectomy once I've had an opportunity to observe and see of any intervention is required (again!).

Whoohoo!