Makeover for Alejandro F.

Frogs have a tough life. They are challenged in the brain department. They get bad press about warts (it isn't true). They are picked on by herons.  People raise them so they can to eat their legs.   Finally and aptly, I might add, they carry the reputation that it ain't easy being green and I can vouch for that as everytime I've been green it wasn't easy either.

With the above in mind it's time to give this selfless pond watering icon a little pazazz. Spice up his life a little. Update the look to be more 21st century. Make GREEN be SEEN! Now is the time for frog lovers everywhere to cast your eyes on the he/she of frogs! Can you spell M.A.K.E.O.V.E.R. boys and girls? I just knew you could.  Alejandro F. is changing from a mousy wall-flower into a pimp looking, cross dressing, s/he frog. We're make'n this spitter the most brassy, bawdy and lecherous look'n frog for miles and miles around. When you see her makeover pics you will wonder how this colorless creature turned into such a gewgaw.

For inspiration we used the cheerful loving frog icon doing the dance in the upper left corner of this very blog. Add a little inspiration, some paint... well a lot of paint, a little time and you get the new and improved Alejandro F. like you never thought s/he could be or would be.

This is a radical deviation from the usual conservative, creature loving blog both of you fans have become accustomed to seeing.  Grab a large rock so you don't get blown away!!!

NOW a dopey poem and pictures introducing:

The NEW Alejandro F.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Hobos and tramps,

Crosseyed mosquitos,

Bowlegged ants.

I've come to present a miracle indeed,

This story is crazy ~ hard to believe,

Pull up a chair get some coffee or tea,

It’s about Alejandro when he was naïve.

 

His sexuality was in question at first,

The name calling is what hurt him the worst,

When he discovered his feminine side,

He wouldn’t admit it ~ he wanted to hide.

Day in and day out his water did flow,

To fill the pond when the level was low,

But all the time his mind was perplexed,
Am I boy am I girl ~ just what is my sex.

Then came opportunity to aver sexual attraction,

He remembered a picture of Bourbon Street action,

Boys looked like girls she thought that was neat,

Being woman is better as they are so sweet.

It’s time for the makeover we’ve heard all about,

Color and style this frog will soon sprout,

Be boy or be girl we still can not say,

I think it’s for sure that this frog is gay.

Some color was needed from lip to tail,
And color she got using putty knife and pail,
Red lips ~ painted nails she does now sport,
Gems across her back of the unusual sort.

Now she looks like this blogs icon painted,
Surprising to me that no one has fainted,
She’s a bit of the gaudy but now true to herself,
An icon she is and I was happy to help.

From pink nails and fancy eye lashes to those sensuous lips and
of course the rubies, diamonds and unusual gems down her back.
Oh what a change... dahling!

Whoohoo!!!